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Texturizing

April 22nd, 2008 · 4 Comments · Family, Food, Parenting

There are so many things you can do with a home. Lots of new trends. When ever I get the chance (which is not often) I watch HGTV and TLC so I can keep up on what’s cool and what’s not, and learn about all of the different do-it-yourself things you can do to make your house stand out.

One of the things I’ve seen on TV and in people’s homes, is textured walls. I don’t mean the texture that comes with a house built in your area - smooth vs. orange peel, for example. Those things are usually determined by the builder.

I’m talking about the suede look, glazing, sponging, metallic, sandpaper, etc. There seem to be a million different possibilities out there. It can be overwhelming when you think about it all. Some things are more labor intensive than others, while a few things look pretty easy to do. Cost is also a factor.

You want your home to stand out, but you don’t quite have the courage to do it yourself. However, you don’t have the money to pay a “professional.” What should you do?

Call the Fourinarow Team! We’re here to help you solve your decor dilemma!

For only the cost of transportation, my family will come to your home and texturize the walls FOR FREE. Furniture and floors done at no additional cost!

Worried about the safety of our products? Put those worries to rest! All of the products we use to texturize your home are perfectly safe should you or your child accidentally or intentionally ingest them. Choose from Pilsbury cinnamon roll glaze, Heinz ketchup, Jell-O pudding (available in a variety of flavors), Hunt’s spaghetti sauce (choose between meat and vegetarian style) and Betty Crocker cake frosting (can be dyed to match your decor).

This is NOT a gimmick! There are NO strings attached! We’ll come to ANY home, ANY where and texturize FOR FREE. All you pay is the cost of transportation from our house to yours. (First class air travel preferred but not required.)

Don’t let this unbelievable offer pass you by! If we’re all lucky, this service may not be available once Fourinarow graduate from college.

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Marla // Apr 22, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    LOL!!! I’ll have to pass as I run a daycare in my home and have my very own texturing team.

    No joke though, I once saw an episode of Trading Spaces and they took hay, regular old straw type hay, and stuck it to the wall while the paint was wet. I’m all about trendy home decor but I draw the line at hay stuck to my walls.

  • 2 Stephanie H // Apr 22, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    I see you taking over Hilde’s job in no time!

  • 3 Liz // Apr 22, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Maybe we can make this a corpartion and I can take care of the Hawaii branch since airfare is so expensive…no training on my three required! :)
    We are moving onto HIckam Air Force Base!!! I can’t wait…

  • 4 Heather // Apr 23, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Sounds good, but I fear we would ruin the effect by licking the product off the walls.

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