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I’m painting the upstairs bathroom.  Why?

Because if you marry a woman and give her children, she’ll need to make her home safe for them.

In order to make her home safe for them (in an older house), she’ll have to have Mario come and fix the plumbing.

When Mario comes to fix the plumbing (i.e. install a scald-free pressure valve for the shower) he’ll need to cut open the wall.

After fixing the plumbing, Mario will have to patch the wall.

After the wall is patched, I feel the need to paint the unsightly area.

In order to paint the area, I have to paint the whole bathroom as there is no left over chalky white cheap-ass paint left over from the previous owners.

Before I can paint the whole bathroom, we have to patch the numerous unsightly holes in the walls and ceiling.

After patching the holes, the ceiling must be painted. (Thankfully, we have just enough left over bathroom ceiling paint from the last bathroom project.)

After painting the ceiling, I have to call my sister in Oregon to find out what color to paint the walls, as she has style and I have none.

After finding out what color to get, I go and get it.  And a few other supplies, ’cause you can’t go to a hardware store and buy just one thing.

After gathering my supplies and paint, I ask hubby to finish up with sanding and patching so I can start on the walls…

Tomorrow!