Maria: Mom!!! Cheerio’s nose is coming off!
Mom: What?!?
Maria: Her nose is coming off!!! Come look!
Mom: I’ll be there in a sec.
Maria: Dad! Daaaaaaddd! Quick! Come look. Cheerio’s nose is coming off! Hurry!
Now, I was pretty sure that Cheerio’s nose wasn’t coming off, but I was a little nervous. Listening to Maria’s panicked statements, I thought [...]