I just realized, pathetically, that I haven’t posted anything since JANUARY! And, it’s not like there’s nothing going on around here!
Most importantly, our current baby, Andrew, has just turned 5! It’s unbelievable how fast time flies. His birthday was yesterday, but the year he was born it fell on Divine Mercy Sunday, which is today. I remember, thinking what a divine mercy it was that he was finally being born!
Birthday started a bit early with dinner out on Friday night:
Then, on Saturday, we had the real deal with a Batman cake and presents at lunch time!
Even Cheerio got into the act:
Finally! (Yes, that applies to me posting, but also to Luke’s Blackhawk’s game!)
If you’ll remember, Gran and Maddog sent Blackhawk tickets to Luke for his 10th birthday back in December.
He was SO EXCITED!!!
Well, the day finally came. Dan took off work early and took Luke to dinner in the city before they headed to the game.
The Hawks CREAMED to Coyotes, 6-1.
To top it all off, it turned out to be Bobble Head Night!
Unfortunately, not being experienced game-goers, Dan and Luke didn’t know where or how to get a Bobble Head. Thankfully, though, as they were leaving the game, an older woman noticed that Luke didn’t have one and gave him hers!
To keep ourselves from crying during the Cowboy game yesterday (that call was total B.S.!), we played with the slo-mo function on my new iPhone. LOTS of entertainment, there. If you’re not sure about upgrading, do it! The slo-mo feature makes it totally worth it.
I have a LOT more where that came from…
Andrew was (appropriately) and elf for this year’s kindergarten/preschool Christmas show.
Andrew and his girlfriend, Molly (who was a star)
It’s hard to believe that this little guy
is 10 years old!
This year, on Luke’s birthday, the middle school was scheduled to perform a musical, so we made birthday plans around it.
On Saturday evening, we had dinner as a family at Red Robin (YUMMMMMMM!)
Then, because Tuesday evening was going to be mostly tied up with the musical, I suggested that Luke might like to open some gifts early, so he’d have time to enjoy them.
He opened the first gift on Sunday afternoon:
It’s an AnkiDrive – super cool! You use your iPod or iPad to race cars on a special track. It’s almost spooky how it works. Thanks, Aunt Maggie and Aunt Caroline!
On Monday morning, he opened the next gift. This one from Grandma and Grandpa (and us).
Of course, we had to put it together. In the house.
Tuesday – FINALLY – was the big day. Luke turned 10! Dan took him out to breakfast and Andrew and I visited him at school for lunch.
After Dan got home, we all headed up to school for the musical. Both Maria and Luke participated. (Little did Luke know that Maria and I had conspired with the music teacher for a little after-musical surprise!)
Immediately following the musical, the music teacher announced a birthday in the fourth grade – LUKE’S! Everyone followed by singing happy birthday. And I mean everyone – kids, parents, teachers and siblings.
(His face is only beginning to turn red here!)
The grand finale gift and ice cream cake immediately followed upon our return home. Luke was pretty excited about the gift he received from Gran and Maddog!
I think this birthday is going to be hard to top!
This year, with the exception of Andrew, the kids all made their own costumes. (With a little help.)
Jack was the Ranger from the Ranger’s Apprentice series of books.
Here is the first group of kids that went Trick or Treating together.
Emma was a Minion. Maria was Cleopatra, Lucy was an indian, Luke was an FBI SWAT team member, William was a ninja, Sam was a cowboy, John was Obi-Wan Kenobi, Andrew was a fireman (at this time) and Annette was a fairy princess. (Names in bold are my kids.)
Earlier in the day, Andrew was Batman.
Toward the end of the evening, Andrew was visited by his fan club:
Unfortunately, he didn’t cooperate. Too much candy. (Oh, and check it out – Cheerio had to get in on it, too.)
Despite the usual chaos of the morning, I brilliantly remembered to write Jack a note and give everyone after-school instructions. Jack has a doctor’s appointment this afternoon, so I made arrangements for Maria, Luke and Sam, since Jack, Andrew and I wouldn’t be back in time to pick them up from school.
I wrote Jack’s note on the back of an index card:
Dear Mrs. M–––
Please send Jack to the office by 3:10. He has a doctor’s appointment this afternoon.
I handed Jack the note, which he set down on the counter. As we were backing out of the drive, I asked Jack if he had the note. Of course not. So, I ran back into the house to get it and then hollered after him as he exited the van at school to be sure to turn it in.
Soon after 8, I received a call from the school. Ugh.
“Mrs. H? This is Mrs. ––– at the school.” (At the same time I was wondering what could have possibly gone wrong during the first 15 minutes at school, she reassured me that all the kids were fine.)
“You sent a note with Jack this morning?” she said. “It says that his teacher should have him in the office by 3:10 so you can pick him up for a doctor’s appointment?”
“Yes…” I replied.
“Well, the children get out of school at 3…”
“Ummm… could you just throw that note away?” I asked.
She agreed to toss it and, compassionately, didn’t even laugh.
For those of you that don’t have kids at the same school, take note that the kids ALWAYS get out of school at 3. EVERY. DAY.
Clearly, I have too much going on right now.
I have no idea what I just bought.
You would think that with just one small child at home, I could make a phone call. Ha.
I have spent an endless amount of time now researching how to get my internet/TV/phone bill down. I do NOT need 3,579 channels. I do not need a home phone – except for emergencies. I DO need decent internet. But that’s IT. Apparently this is impossible to get for under $200 a month.
I, however, am determined to try. So, I’ve researched online and finally decided to make a phone call.
Get this: it would cost me MORE to downgrade to just 39 channels than to keep my current plan with 239 channels. WTH?!? I’m super tempted to just go off the grid.
Anyway, while some woman was explaining all this to me and offering a new promotion that will save me $10 a month, Andrew pulled a table over onto his foot. And started SCREAMING. (Clearly, having a gazillion channels is not keeping my child entertained long enough for me to have a conversation.)
Instead of hanging up, I just said “Uh, huh… yes… okay” as she talked a million miles a minute and I tried to apply pressure to stop the bleeding, Andrew hysterical.
I’m pretty sure before I hung up the woman told me what my new bill would be, but I have a feeling it didn’t go down as planned. However, I had more pressing matters to attend to. Dammit.
Andrew is now telling me he can’t walk, which means he can’t possibly go to school. Which means I can’t possibly make another phone call to figure out what I agreed to.
This day is not working out as planned. I’m going back to bed.
By the way, if you’ve read this far and have any brilliant ideas on how to get INEXPENSIVE Internet/TV/phone, I’m all ears. Wait… you better email me instead. That way you won’t hear the screaming in the background.
We gave him $5 to do it.
We are so mean.