The Hilarity That Is Motherhood

Yesterday morning, I met with some other moms about starting a preschool moms group at our parish.  Our fearless leader is a veteran mom with kids in high school and up.  The other two were young moms of young children.  And then there was me.  A mixture.  Honestly, I was only there because I’ve been in a similar group before and the hope is that I might provide some guidance.  Haha.

I have to say, that the meeting was like a time travel experience for me.  A look at the past and a glimpse into the future.

As our children played on the playground and the baby sat beside me in her carseat, we moms tried to get organized.  Before a note could be taken, however, one of the children came running over with her pants down.  Her startled mother asked what in the heck the child was doing.  The child’s response, “I went poop.”  The mom didn’t believe it.  There was no evidence on the child’s butt, but at the insistence of the child, the mom went to investigate.  And returned to our table in search of clean up supplies.

On the busy playground, the child had used the privacy of one of the play structures to do her business.  The mom was mortified.  Me?  I thought it was a bonus that the child didn’t do it in her pants.  We spent a few minutes exchanging poop stories.

After the cleanup, we got into the details of our meeting.  The kids ran between us and the playground and the water fountain.  (Because every child needs a bath while playing.)

As we were wrapping up, a mother pushing a double stroller came over and asked us if the two boys near the water fountain belonged to one of us.  The other young mom in the group claimed ownership and began to get up.  The woman informed her that another mom was threatening to call the police, as she had just seen the children “in the street.”

The mom went to investigate.  It turns out the boys had gotten in and out their car, which had been parked along the street when the Angry Mom saw them.  After some ugly stares and comments, Angry Mom offered to get a babysitter for our mom, as apparently she needed it.  Wowzer.

I won’t even go there… but let me reassure you that the situation was blown WAY out of proportion by Angry Mom.  We then spent a few minutes exchanging Angry/Intrusive Mom stories.

After we wrapped up and I gathered my preschooler kindergartener (!) and baby, I drove home thinking about all I’ve been through with my older kids and the things to come with Faith.  It sucks being old, but on the other hand, my experience has made many things funny that might no seem so to a newer, more stressed momma.

(Remind me of this post when Faith is of potty training/running into the street age).

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SHE’S Here!

I had one dream in 9 months that it was a girl, but dismissed it. Maria, too, had a “girl” dream, just the other day.

But, we didn’t have our hopes up. Not in our boy-heavy world.

Boy or girl, we all already loved and couldn’t wait to meet this baby! But… I really wanted Maria to have a sister. Brothers are awesome. But every girl that has a sister is better off for having one. Or two! (Or more.)

And, here is Maria’s!


Welcome me to the world, Faith Danielle.



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It won’t be long now before we get to meet the newest H.  I thought for sure that he or she would have made an appearance by now.  I think, though, that maybe the kids have scared this one into staying inside as long as possible!

We have had a few glances along the way.  Here is a pic from just a few weeks ago.


What do you think?  Boy or girl?

Here’s an outside view:


Either way, we’re ready.



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Life Changing Event


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Fabulous 5!

I just realized, pathetically, that I haven’t posted anything since JANUARY!  And, it’s not like there’s nothing going on around here!

Most importantly, our current baby, Andrew, has just turned 5!  It’s unbelievable how fast time flies.  His birthday was yesterday, but the year he was born it fell on Divine Mercy Sunday, which is today.  I remember, thinking what a divine mercy it was that he was finally being born!

He used to look like this:DSCN6974And, although he’s grown, he still sleeps like this!


Birthday started a bit early with dinner out on Friday night:

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Then, on Saturday, we had the real deal with a Batman cake and presents at lunch time!


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Even Cheerio got into the act:


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Big Game

Finally!  (Yes, that applies to me posting, but also to Luke’s Blackhawk’s game!)20150120_184656

If you’ll remember, Gran and Maddog sent Blackhawk tickets to Luke for his 10th birthday back in December.

He was SO EXCITED!!!

Well, the day finally came.  Dan took off work early and took Luke to dinner in the city before they headed to the game.


The Hawks CREAMED to Coyotes, 6-1.

To top it all off, it turned out to be Bobble Head Night!

Unfortunately, not being experienced game-goers, Dan and Luke didn’t know where or how to get a Bobble Head.  Thankfully, though, as they were leaving the game, an older woman noticed that Luke didn’t have one and gave him hers!



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To keep ourselves from crying during the Cowboy game yesterday (that call was total B.S.!), we played with the slo-mo function on my new iPhone.  LOTS of entertainment, there.  If you’re not sure about upgrading, do it!  The slo-mo feature makes it totally worth it.


I have a LOT more where that came from…

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Andrew was (appropriately) and elf for this year’s kindergarten/preschool Christmas show.

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Andrew and his girlfriend, Molly (who was a star)

DSC_0024hung out after the show.



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The Big 10

It’s hard to believe that this little guy


is 10 years old!

This year, on Luke’s birthday, the middle school was scheduled to perform a musical, so we made birthday plans around it.

On Saturday evening, we had dinner as a family at Red Robin (YUMMMMMMM!)IMG_0071

Then, because Tuesday evening was going to be mostly tied up with the musical, I suggested that Luke might like to open some gifts early, so he’d have time to enjoy them.

He opened the first gift on Sunday afternoon:


It’s an AnkiDrive – super cool!  You use your iPod or iPad to race cars on a special track.  It’s almost spooky how it works.  Thanks, Aunt Maggie and Aunt Caroline!

On Monday morning, he opened the next gift.  This one from Grandma and Grandpa (and us).


Of course, we had to put it together.  In the house.


Tuesday – FINALLY – was the big day.  Luke turned 10!  Dan took him out to breakfast and Andrew and I visited him at school for lunch.

After Dan got home, we all headed up to school for the musical.  Both Maria and Luke participated.  (Little did Luke know that Maria and I had conspired with the music teacher for a little after-musical surprise!)

Immediately following the musical, the music teacher announced a birthday in the fourth grade – LUKE’S!  Everyone followed by singing happy birthday.  And I mean everyone – kids, parents, teachers and siblings.


(His face is only beginning to turn red here!)

The grand finale gift and ice cream cake immediately followed upon our return home.  Luke was pretty excited about the gift he received from Gran and Maddog!

I think this birthday is going to be hard to top!

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This year, with the exception of Andrew, the kids all made their own costumes.  (With a little help.)

Jack was the Ranger from the Ranger’s Apprentice series of books.



Here is the first group of kids that went Trick or Treating together.



Emma was a Minion.  Maria was Cleopatra, Lucy was an indian, Luke was an FBI SWAT team member, William was a ninja, Sam was a cowboy, John was Obi-Wan Kenobi, Andrew was a fireman (at this time) and Annette was a fairy princess. (Names in bold are my kids.)

Earlier in the day, Andrew was Batman.


Toward the end of the evening, Andrew was visited by his fan club:


Unfortunately, he didn’t cooperate.  Too much candy.  (Oh, and check it out – Cheerio had to get in on it, too.)

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